I was over at my parents' house for dinner. For some reason, we were talking about people getting dumped. I am not making this up. And remember, Nephew is 5 years old (although he'd be sure to remind you he's turning 6 in August. Then he'd probably make a fart noise.)
Nephew: What does 'dumped' mean?
Me: Well, if you're dating a girl, and you decide for some reason you don't want to date her anymore, you dump her.
Nephew: Oh! I would never dump anyone!
Me: But, she might turn out to be crazy or something...
Nephew: That's okay. I might be a little crazy, too.
Me: Or, the girl could dump you, ya know.
Nephew: Well, then I'd just find another girlfriend.
Mom: That's true. He does like a lot of girls.
Nephew: I like every girl I see!
Mom: Especially Inez.
Nephew: [wistfully, leaning his back and head against the door frame] Oh Inez. She makes me melt like ice in the sun.
*End Scene*
Note: He is allegedly already engaged to Inez. He asked if they could get married, she said she'd marry him for gum. So he sent a stick of gum in the mail to her (with the help of grandma). Later on that day he proposed marriage to me as well. Homeboy is shaping up to be quite a player.
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ha that is so awesome. just out of curiosity, were you talking about J-lo and Marc Anthony? Because the tabloids forgot to mention that she dumped him for me. Just saying.
you're so much better off with your current darling! j lo has such a miserable track record!
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