i am now writig about a cheeseburger i ate yesterday. when i was not drunk . but now i am.
this cheeseburger sucked. it was ata a chain erstaurant called "cheeburger cheeburger" (which i made sure to type correctly).
it sucked because it was on a soft roll. the roll had no personality. and teh waitress talked to me like i was retarded. not that there's anythonig wrong with thtat, (being retarted) but helo, i can rfead a menu about chesburghers. your enu is not htat special. i thought about ordreing the potobello burger, but then ended up getting what i would make for myslef (see thing i wrote before about my eviolving relationship wiht hamburgers) just so i could see if they could make my specialty better than i could. and they couldn't. they didn't have meunster. so i got cheddar. but it was one slice of half-ripe tomato, not enought bacone, pale tomato.
honeslty, if the roll was not a crayypy grocery store roll, bit could have been okay. i wouldn't have noticed that they overcooked the burger, and that it was iceburg lettuce,k and i hate the wateress/. also, no side dish!!!! hello!! we got a "large side of fries and onion rings" but my father hogs everythign so i only got a few of each. witch actually worked otu okay.
okay.
the end. sorry fo this.
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i think this is the funniest post ever. ever!
yeah, i have a rule for myself about not mixing drinking and internetting. too bad i rarely follow it. this was like the perfect storm- beer on sale, being on vacation, recovering from family visit. and who names a restaurant "cheeburger cheeburger"???
I had my favorite cheeseburger this past wknd - my Hi Life cheddar burger, well done. With fries.
It was awesome as always.
I mean not as awesome as Nat's night obviously but still pretty good!
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